That real relatable moment when you go back in time and stretch your ancestors assholes to the size of a cannon ball
Damn mom you’re really making me want to give you a blast to the past
An was to start an excuse but only used for masturbation.
Person 1:Why didn’t you do your homework?
Person 2:Di fwas but then went whacked my Willy instead.
A cart full of penises that a whore will digest.
You’re are such a penis cart