V-Squad

The "Virgin Squad"; membership is restricted to virgins only, and is automatically revoked the first time someone has sex. Like any team, there are "Captains" (see super-virgin) and disciplinary measures for members who misbehave (ie probation).

César: Did you hear, Caitlin got kicked off the V-squad last night?
Jaime: What??? She goes from being a Captain to getting kicked off the team in less that a week, and here I've been on probation for months! What gives?

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Super-virgin

A girl (or guy) who has made it all the way to college level or beyond without ever having been kissed. These individuals have various reasons for their conditon: prudishness, lack of avaiability, extremely shy nature, or just plain bad luck. Are often unfairly criticized and/or ridiculed; See Captiains of the V-squad.

After an amusing night of playing "pass the playgirl", we realized that porn magazines are actually Super-virgin kryptonite when Caitlin screamed and fell off the bed upon seeing her first "full frontal".

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