Canadians

Hocky playing, beer drinking, syrup loving, bacon eating, french speaking, funny talking people who live in igloos.

"Whats this all aboot, eh?"

"Blah bleh blue"(french)

"So your racist agenst Canadians, eh?"
"No, Canadian isnt a race, you just talk funny."

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dike

Misspelling of the word dyke. A woman who's sexual orientation is focused on the same gender.

"No I won't go out with you, I'm a dike!"
"Mrs. Jennings is such a dike!"

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aerator

Go to the definition that best fits your i.q. range.

under 60: a robot

60-80: a machine that makes your lawn crap on itself

80 and higher: a propelled machine that you guide across your lawn. it punctures holes about have inch around, and 2 inches deep, in the ground. this allows nutrience to seep deeper into your soil, loosens the dirt, and helps you grow more grass if you are reseeding your lawn

aerator rentals. $50 per hour.

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emo kids

The stereotype for a kid(13-19) who has a lower tolerance for sad emotions, and feels inadiquet of their own personal worth(feels like they arent good enough). Many emos feel so depressed that they resort to cutting to themselves. Emo boys often weird girls pants and dye their hair black, with a pyrimid spiked belt, and tight tee shirts(usualy black). It is known that emos have a kind of rule that 2/5 of their face must be covered by hair, although it is actualy a subconscious feeling of wanting to cover up their sadness(eyes).

She's too good for me.

What is the point of my life?

I hate everything.

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Shite Muslim

1)Mispelling of the word Shiite Muslim.
2)Substitution for the word shit.

1)That dumb shit spelt Shiite Muslim as Shite Muslim.
2)Shiite Muslims! I forgot to do my homework!

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