pijaso de mark

It is used in some areas of Spain, but it is used more often in English. This expression means that someone wants to have lots of sex with you with his tiny dick.

I met with Christoph yesterday and he wantes to pijaso de mark.

trina boing zip-zap

Used in Latinoamerican English to describe that a really fat lady wants to destroy you during sex.

We had sex yesterday night, and I can't move, bloody trina boing zip-zap.

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trina boing zip-zap

Also in offensive Latinoamerican English, it is used to describe a really fat lady that can be compared as a walrus or a seal.

Look at that, she is trina boing zip-zap.

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pija de mark

It is used in Spanish, but often used in English to describe someone who has a really tiny dick.

I met with him yesterday, I was surprised about pija de mark.

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