Max lee

big dick energy
-rachel

bitch ass english teacher: "max; you know i can see your screen"
max lee: *looking at kpop members cocks* "shit"

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bros before hoes

^ what to say when your broski refuses to go shopping after school with you and instead goes to get her ass pounded by her bowl cut boyfriend.
it is apparent that ka ching fu does not understand this term

"bros before hoes" i uttered quietly as she was begrudgingly pulled out of the train.
she mumbled a pathetic "sorry..." before proceeding to receive a multitude of forehead hickies