massive one foot fighter

the thing i use to destroy ur mom 👵🏻

person 1: hey man have you heard what happened to timothy’s mom?
person 2: yeah man heard she’s still recovering from jonny’s massive one foot fighter

touches my arm

when she touches your arm and your like hoooolllyyy fuck that’s hot 🔥

*girl touches my arm*
me: *dies inside*

susticle

Someone who is sus and likes popsicles.

Person 1: Hey man wanna suck my 5 foot cock?
Person 2: Don’t be a susticle.

legpit

a comfy spot to put your hand behind your knee

“hey whys your hand under the table?”
“cause i wanna rest in on my legpit”

sussy slay

When you get good grades but only because you fuck the teacher.

Jim: Hey did you see what Jack got on the math test?
Ethan: Yeah but it ain’t legit cause he’s a sussy slayer.