poultrarian

Anyone that has weird food aversions or quirks (especially “vegans” and all members of PETA) that are NEVER invited to any party or social function held at my house or any of my friends houses. Poultrarians always have a screw loose - or several - in their pointy little heads that also affects their behavior in other areas. Get the hell away from me.

"She seemed like a regular, hot chick until she saw the BBQ grill. That's when the poultrarian conniption popped out of her head like an Alien space larva."

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