lal

laughing alot.
It's used by people who are sick to death of the word lol

Mr. A: blah blah blah
Mr. B: Lol
Mr. A: blah blah blah
Mr. B: lol
Mr. A: blah blah blah
Mr. B: lol
Mr. A: stop sayin lol all the time!!
Mr. B: soz
Mr. A: blah blah blah
Mr. B: lal
Mr. A: *sigh*

fuck out my fart

A phrase which means I love you.

Have I ever told you how much I want you to fuck out my fart?

riannah

riannah is a kinky sex godess and loves to have fun...

just ask jess and hopper

blitzy

if something is blitzy it is very cool or good or funky or whatever

wow that film was soo blitzy!!

biscuit

1:A baked savoury snack to enjoy with beverages such as tea/coffee/milk.
2:A complete dumbass

'Get the rich tea out mary'
or
'You complete biscuit!'

transformer

(n) An act carried out by a male by tucking his penis and testicles between his legs giving the appearance of a woman then quickly opening his legs, letting them swing back into position in a shocking display of manliness.

Oh god, not the transformer!

The Big M

A subtle term for masturbation, used when you don't want to outright say that you are going to go masturbate.

"Be right back, I'm going to do a little of the big M."