Midget spinner

Derived from the fidget spinner, the midget spinner is a device consisting of a midget (a child will also do) spinning in a machine at mach speed. This device is common with giants with autism as well as NBA players.

I heard LeBron James has a midget spinner in his home.

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bunging a boose

The act of shoving a salty pretzel stick into one's urethra in such a fashion that it causes intense discomfort (or pleasure) in the recipient.

Jimmy: I saw Todd bunging a boose by himself. He left his window open. I'm telling his crush at school.

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tree orphan

A dirty , weed smoking hippie who's parents have died from a drug overdose. Often used as an insult.

You don't support the war in Iraq? You goddamn tree orphan!
"I heard that guy talks to trees." "He is such a tree orphan."

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How to get away with murder

You're planning something aren't you?

If you're going to look up how to get away with murder then you really need help

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