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When you have sex with your girl on her period and you don't use a condom and you mix the blood on you penis with cum, shit, piss and whatever liquids are in the room, put them in a blender and drink it with your girl.
Man we drank a Minnesota Milkshake and it tasted so good, you should try it.
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When you pour, cinnamon, piss, shit, vomit, brown sugar and cum in your anus, jump up and down, shit it out and drink it out of the toilet bowl or eat it out of a vagina.
Guy: Wanna try my cinnamon milkshake
Girl: Ew, gross
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When your having sex and you put a carrot, a potato, and a beet, then you cum in the vagina, mix it up and eat it for dinner. Serves 2-4.
Guy 1:Man this sauce is really good.
Guy 2:Thanks it is part of homemade North Portuguese Stew.
When it is really hot out and you're having sex and you cum on your girls stomach and you jump on her and stay on her until it is like a pancake then you eat it.
Guy 1: Have you ever tried a South Dakota Pancake
Guy 2: Yeah it is so good
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