Twinkie Stuffer

A man who only has sex with twinks. Collects them like pokémon cards. Has a roster full of kickers. Could build a throne made out of twinks. Is slightly cornering.

geez ryan, you’re such a twinkie stuffer. what’s this like the forth twink of the week?

shepaug

Shepaug High School is located in western CT. It’s currently a wanna be Ag school. It’s pretty small so anything that’s your business is also everyone else’s. Super clicky although each click only has about five kids. If walking through the hallways you’ll be able to see 12 year-olds running with a pile of books bigger than them. A.K.A. Shitpaug (although if you call it that then you’re probaly a snobby little shit).

“So you go to shitpuag?”

“You mean Shepaug?”

“Don’t you go to school with middle schoolers?”
“Well yeah but we have a pool so...”