Dylan M

a manchild whose own beloved mother dresses him up as a Sims 4 toddler and by miracle, scored himself a super pretty gf who he even doesn't talk to and complains ab it to his gfs best friend whilst she urges him on to literally talk to the cute girl he's dating. oh did I mention that he undoes girls bra straps and claims he's changed when he hasn't done anything to prove so and has a not so secret foot kink.

Dylan M:

"why are you guys making me the victim"

Edward

An adolescent male human being who believes that saying the N word and making racist jokes is funny. He also aspires to be like Patrick bateman earning him the term "wannabe Patrick bateman" in many peoples contact lists. He thinks that any woman who isn't willing to date him anymore is narcissistic and rude. He is typically into the 'male manipulator' music and films.

edward:

"I took a test online and it said I'm a psychopath. I knew me and patrick bateman were the same!'