Friend Futcher

Code word for lads to use when a new friend comes in and tries to hit on your girl. Futcher is the Hindi meaning for Future, this is a friend to watch out for in the future. Once he’s made his way into your inner circle, he’ll turn into a sex pest, hanging outside your house, following your girl everywhere she goes like a rat up a drain pipe.

Code for the boys to say straight away so you can straighten him out as soon he goes into the gents with a Glaswegian kiss.

Bro, we’ve never seen you here before, where did you say you’re from?

Friend 2, warns of friend Futcher

burtation

An unusual phrase spoken in the omniscient third person, usually connoting that the speaker has just soiled themself. Coined by stumbling television reporter Serene Branson at the 2011 Grammies.

Burtation. Very darrison bite. reporter craps herself