JesseBear

Although originally the main character for a cardboard children's book written decades back, the name still applies to any modern Jesse, becuase every Jesse has deep down urges to growl or bark in response to normal human communication, plus they are obsessed with honeypots (toilets) and will clog urs if you dont lock the door before they come

*RRROR* scrapescrapescrape
"No, Jessebear, you can't come in because last time you hibernated on my ipad."

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Jesse

Popular girl's name, but also occasionally used to indicate a pink-cheeked little white boy who thinks he's got pumps.

Jeff: DUDE I just saw a nymph. She was gorgeous with long blonde hair!
TJ: Was she apple-cheeked and doing aerobic exercises?
Jeff: Yeah! You saw her too??
TJ: Lol you saw a Jesse

Trish: OMG did you hear about how Justin Bieber made it to the list of the world's most beautiful women??
Alec: Yeah but did you see how Jesse Bieber made it to first?

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Maria

aka the epitome of grace and beauty, with a walk like Shakira and eyes like the sunset in African savannah. She loves sweet stuff and cries over animals. Also super super nice sometimes even waiting hours or baking cookies to make you feel better and hang out just because!!

I'm going to take out Maria one day and my life will be complete

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fishtaco

An especially delicious, fishy lip dish served with a side of kinky fries and Bailey's. Once you've had fishtaco, you never goin back

Dave: Ugh man, this day was a total bummer.
Rocky: Perk up man, I heard you're having fishtacos for dinner!

Rammstein: In America, they serve fishtacos for breakfast AND dinner.

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MOO

Master Of the Obvious.

MOO: Dude there's a cop behind you! Better pull over, whoa man his lights are all on, aren't they? Omg OMG your so in for it!!!!
Driver: *punches in face*

MOO: WOW this line sure is long isn't it? Looks like a long wait, I'm so glad I was here early, see I got all the deals, see you around huh, pal?
Christmas Chris: Yeah but I'll see your mom first tonight