Fauxga

The end result of a person who knows next-to-nothing about yoga teaching yoga.

I went to that class, but all the teacher knew was “breathe-in, breathe-out” and nothing else. Total fauxga!

cornchee

The paper wrapper at the bottom of an ice cream cone

The father peeled the cornchee off the ice cream cone so his daughter could finish it.

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Hanitizer

An alternative word for hand sanitizer that makes its purpose clear.

Dash, you just pet the dog. Don’t forget to use the hanitizer before you eat!

Sweat-crying

When you sweat so hard it rolls into your eyes, both stinging your eyes and giving the appearance that you’re crying.

Harper ! What’s the matter? It’s so damned hot I’m sweat-crying!

Trauma Juice

Tomato, V8, or other blood-like juice one drinks as a hangover cure.

I need some trauma juice after that bourbon last night.