Hover Monster

Noun
huhv-er mon-ster

1.The act of hovering around someone while they are minding their own business.

2. Being excessively nosy.

3. The incessant need to listen to someone's telephone conversation; most of the time without hiding.

1. Anytime I start typing on my computer, my wife instantly evolves into a Hover Monster and stands behind me to see what I am doing.

2. Even if I take my phone call outside, the Hover Monster inside my wife will decide she needs to pull weeds and immediately follow me.

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TMB

1. Abbreviation for too many birthdays
2. Too die of old age.

1. idiot 1- Did you here that old man Grundlechoad died?

idiot 2- No what of?

idiot 1- Bad case of TMB I guess
2. I had to junk my car it had a serious case of TMB.

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Puppy kicker

Lowest form of life on the planet, anyone that hurts a dog should be killed in the most disgusting way imaginable.

Bob 1) Did you see that guy push that old lady?
Bob 2) Yah, what a fuckin puppy kicker!
Bob 1) Let's go kill him in the most disgusting way imaginable!

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field douche

1. To strip down or disassemble on the spot to clean
2. To douche in a field
3. Emergency cleansing

1. My truck was running lousy so I had to stop and field douche the carb.
2. Wo! look at that cow over there, it really needs a field douche.
3. Get out the car and field douche that thing bitch, your gettin stank all over my upholstery.

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working the knot

1. The act of taking a shit
2. Realy working the knot muscle sphincter to force out a bashful turd
3. What you can see your dog's balloon knot doing (especially a short haired one) while he is sniffing around trying to find the right place to dook

1. That bathroom is going to be nasty, George has been in there for an hour working the knot.
2. Man, I had to work the knot so much on that one, I think i ripped my grundle.
3. Your dog is starting to vigorously work his knot, you better let him out before he shits on the coffee table.

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Swiss army slut

A chick that you can use for just about anything

I was fuckin this chick in the ass last night, when I was done she ate her own shit off my dick, then she ate my shit, then she changed the oil in my car, then she sucked off the dog.

Man she sounds like a real Swiss army slut.

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