fidouchiary responsibility

Responsibility to enrich shareholders through human cost savings.

You've done great work here Jimmy and I'm sorry your kid is sick, but I have a fidouchiary responsibility to let you go. The good news is that firing you will 'add value' to shareholders.

Shart Warning

Heightened probability of a shart attack (i.e. wet-fart incident).

After 5 pints of Guiness and 2 bean burritos, Bob issued a "shart warning".

Milfmaid

A MILF at a swimming pool. Often spotted wading in the shallow end with offspring.

Dude, throw me my goggles, there's a whole school of Milfmaids over there.