Julia

Honestly, this girl is a walking embodiment of weird.

Julias are also kinda magical cuz it's hard to believe she's even real. She's not a unicorn, she's a Pegacorn. But no she will not peg you.

UNLESS???

Pegacorns are infinitely better cuz they are unicorns that can fly. Like that's pretty amazing as if unicorns aren't rare enough you found one that can fly. If you ever meet this kind of Julia, you better tame her the right way and the right way involves a purity of heart and childlike imagination and genuine tears. It's ok, she will probably know. You can also tame her with ice-cream (she likes cones) and donuts (the ones with holes) when she's not looking. #POKEMON

But when she is looking, she's looking for her exact other half. If she's a white pegacorn, she's looking for her black pegacorn. If she's a black pegacorn, she's looking for her white pegacorn.

I must emphasize there shan't be any pegging activity involved.

UNLESS???

Julia: it’s a damned if you do and damned if you don’t kind of world why doesn’t life just fuck me in the ass already ugh

Alex: you have a very weird fixation with all things anal is there something you’d like to talk about?

Julia: and you have a weird fixation with all things oral so what.

Alex: I believe we can help each other out to some mutually exclusive beneficial way it'll be a win-win

Julia: Alex ur supposed to be my friend.

Alex: A friend in need is a friend indeed.

Julia: well you got me there with the win-win #MANIFESTDESTINY

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