Halloween

That one day of the year when fat middle aged women let themselves go by dressing up in cheap slutty outfits thinking they are oh so sexy and are going to get their groove on. You will usually find them line dancing to such songs as "The Monster Mash" while getting very drunk and obnoxious. There is usually a rigged competition for the sluttiest outfit. You will find these suburban women the next morning raving about what a great party it was and planning next years bash over coffee. Very scary!

Ex: "Hey guess what time of the year it is?"

"Oh Don't remind me, Halloween"

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