fuck bust

adj. being walked in on while in the act of having sex with someone you should not be with, or in a place you should not be.

OMG my mom came home early from bingo the other night. Charles and i were doggie style right in the middle of her bed when she walked into the room. it was a complete FUCK BUST!!!!!

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Snicker Fucked

The feeling of total helplessness you have when you are jonesing for a sugar rush and find out someone has stolen your candy bar> also a verb describing the feeling of utter embrassment when you feel like you have performed like John Holmes Jr, only to find the girl has texted her frinds with all the details followed by the very large letters "LOL. " This text or conversation would make all the other girls "snicker" at your size or performance.

Dude, I had a snicker bar in my backpack that i was going to eat after first period, but it seems charles has snicker fucked me again.

or

Last night, I thought I was a porn star, but apparently I have been snicker fucked.

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nnid

not now im driving.

this should be used much more often it could save lives. if being texted by others while you are driving, simply text back....nnid

Pee Shyness

Pee shyness is when someone cannot pee with others in the immediate area. This is common in women, who commonly go to the bathroom in herds. Sometimes this is relieved by everyone in the immediate vicinity turning their backs to the person on the "throne", running water, or making other distracting noises.

Char asked all the girls in the bathroom to make noise because she had pee shyness.

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password panic

password panic is the feeling that overcomes you when you realize after two tries at getting the correct password entered for you atm, email, or facebook accoun: and the knowing that one more wrong answer will definately LOCK you out of your account. most of the time this is followed by the horrible feeling of knowing that you no longer have access to the email account that is tied to that password.

Password panic is also related to trying to get into your friends email account to snoop on them. trying and trying to get the correct password until finally it locks the account down.

Dude, do you remember what my password is for my gmail account. i have tried, password and 1234. One more wrong answer and i am locked out.

omg, you have password panic>>>>>

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balls to the wall

i think this is a "baller" term. my sons laugh at me but i think in my big brain of all brains it means: " when a basket ball game is in full rush, the ball is shot at the hoop, starts to go out of bounds but a player jumps out of bounds and hits the ball back into play." that player just went balls to the wall "literally". In my little world that is what it means. lol

omg that basketball player "baller", just went balls to the wall to save the play.

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GOOGLEIT

the word googleit is derived from the two words "google" and "it". however, when used together they take on a whole new meaning. whenever a question is asked of someone and they have no clue as to the answer, out of sheer and utter intelligence, the answer should be: GOOGLE IT!!!!!!

Charles asked me, " what is an antenem?" I thought it was my mothers sister and all of her children. But as to not make him look bad, i kindly said, "I don't know charles, GOOGLEIT"!!!

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