swimming

One of the most grueling and demanding sports in existance. Most swimmers get up at 5:00am for a morning practice, and then after school swim another few hours. In swimming, there are no substitutions, no time outs, and there is a lack of oxygen while swimming.

Swimmers are some of the most attractive athletes out there; guys are tan and muscular, and girls are tan and thin. Swimmers usually have incredible upper body strength and can run and do sit ups to no end. Swimmers also spend most of their waking hours walking around 90% naked, and will defend the sport of swimming to no end.

Joe: Hey, do you want to go for a five mile run?
Jake: Sure, do you think we should invite Jack?
Joe: No way, he's swimming. He would probably whoop us anyway. He's a beast.

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