C.U.N.T.

Can't Understand New Technology

Sarah :- Hey Andy, you can't understand new technology
Andy :- Yeah, I'm one of those.
Steve :- You certainly got that right buddy!
C.U.N.T.

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spunkathon

A result of something unexpectedly and exciting happening at an event where a crowd of people have like minded ideals.

Tony the duty manager that day said, "Hey up Steve, watch out for the spunkathon on the end of platform 3 when those nerdy trainspotters see the new class 66 locos emerge from Gaer tunnel".

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cuntfull

A small amount. Not much. Very little.

Beddy :- Nar then cocky, what's up?
Mr Lee :- Don't know why you bothered running K58 trip from Hunslet today, only had a cuntfull on it!
Beddy :- Because, cocky, I've got a shedfull to send on its backworking. Now send the engine over to the down yard.
(K58 is the train i.d.)

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Rangum

A northern England term used to describe rubbish or general crap. Can also be used to describe a bad smell etc. It is unclear as to the spelling of this word - it could be rangam, wrangum or wrangam.

1 - Towbar Tom told me to lob all that pile of old rangum in the skip.

2 - She hadn't had a wash for a week and her minge stunk like rangam.

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swivel lipped

Talking bollocks. One who is well versed in the art of bullshitting and making things up as they go along.

Ken :- Oy Steve, did you understand a word of what Mr Blair just said?
Steve :- Nah Ken, he always talks swivel lipped.

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horse knob

The tail end of the peashooter exhaust system on a chavs car. This unnecessary appendage is for show, not go, and only raises the pitiful exhaust note by made by the puny 4 cylinder engine by approx 1.2 decibels.

Guy :- Oy Rich, what about that MoPar animal yesterday with the big block 440 and big duals on it?
Richard :- Yeah, wow! made the fuckin' ground shake. Almost cum in me pants from the vibes! Fuckin' awesome!!
Guy :- Not like them chavrolets with their horse knobs eh?
Richard :- No.

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bail out

In British rail enthusiasts terms to bail out is a short term planning route alteration or a move enforced upon the individual due to unforseen circumstances.

1 - There was a chance to ride behind Deltic 55009 so we bailed out at Doncaster.

2 - The line was blocked between St Germans and Menheniot so we had to bail out at Plymouth.

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