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caleb huber

is the result of a woman being daintily fucked by an apprentice wizard when she accidentally moans a spell that turns her clitoris into a garden Nome that precedes to impregnate her with his nomechode. this produces a seed that grows into a fiesty orc child with downs syndrom that crawls out his mothers mouth. today this "thing" looks like a two fingered retard trying to return a text message and cant eat without staining his louiville sweatshirt

ex...god you look like caleb huber when you eat.
ex...like everyday at lunch

by swing! March 12, 2010

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Budapest Blowdart

"When you are getting close to orgasm from a blowjob, you pull your cock out of her mouth & put it up to her nostril & cum in her nose."

I just sent Sara a Budapest Blowdart.

by swing! January 9, 2015