instabuy

describing a product, that is so awesome, you want to buy it the instant you see it

Person 1: "hey check it out, a t-shirt with a lion riding a flying manta ray, just $10 today only"

Person 2: "oh my god, instabuy"

49👍 4👎

Seatbelt Fairy

the sound, similar to tinkerbell-like ringing, a car makes alerting the driver that his/her seatbelt has not been fastened yet

Guy 1: "I usually don't buckle up if I know I'm only going to be the car for a second, but the damn seatbelt fairy wouldn't shut up, so I gave in"

Guy 2: "I actually don't mind it, she reminds when I'm danger."

Guy1: "True. Thanks Seatbelt Fairy!"

11👍 2👎

funny pwned

To be on the receiving end of a joke or prank, causing others to laugh at your expense. Playing on the words funny bone and pwned.

Guy 1: "Did you see his face when he realized his car was filled with badgers?!"

Guy 2: "It was priceless, he got funny pwned"

19👍 34👎

swiss army shark

a hustler or very talented player at many trades

Guy 1: "Wow, you designed the whole project, and its website, AND pitched the sale to the company?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, I'm like a swiss army knife"

Guy 1: "More like a swiss army shark"