Swizz

see "swizzole"

Fuck you, swizz...

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swizzole/swizz/swizzard/swizzant

Euphemism for "Asshole", observationally derived both from them the holes in Swiss Cheese (see also "Swizz chessed up") and from "swizzle stick", a useless throwaway itemsused to stir drinks, mix glue, or pick noses. Can be contracted to "swizz". A swizzole that is engaged actively practising the art of being themselves can also be described as a "swizzard". Adjectivally, can be used as "swizzant" Compare with the Romany "chev", also meaning "asshole"

"Fuck you, swizz!!"
"Look at that kacker over there. What a fucking swizzard!"
"You open your mouth again, and I'll shove this right up your swizz!"
"Don't be so swizzant high and mighty with me, fuck face"

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metertzulate

Verb, Transitive: "To trash or destroy inanimate objects in the manner of a small kitten (or a bored house cat.)"

"While they were at work, their kitten metertzulated the new roll of toilet paper, the curtains, and the house plants."

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djhimbhab

Noun, derived from Farsi: rectum,anus,ass hole, also bhung hole: impolite term for male Islamic homosexual receptor. Also, by implication, any raghead, especially Afghans, Iraqi insurgents, or other 911 ghost writers.

Compare with: kraut,dink,gomer

"Hey Sarge, did you see that djhimbhab's face when he got hit with that .50 cal tracer?"

"Say hello to Allah, Djhimbhab"

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swig(g)ler/swig(g)lar/swig(g)ling

1. N: One who messes things up/fucks them up beyond all recognition, or who generally sucks, especially below the belt and on non-human mammals.
2.Adj: Descriptive of one who displays the traits of the nominative definition

"Jason is such a fucking swiglar!You can sure tell that he was raised by trailer trash!!"

"get outta my face, you reptile-swiggling pig!"

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kacker

A senior citizen, especially one that is verging upon infirmity and /or isn't completely aware of his/her/its surroundings or what constitutes appropriate contemporary behaviour.
Cf:Ger: "alte Kacker", lit. "old shitter"

"Yo! I hate it when those kackers can't read the "15 Items or less" sign at the express checkout."

"Change lanes right now. That kacker shouldn't be behind the wheel!"

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