SWR

Abbr. for SoWhatRelax. Easy to say, very hard for some people to follow.

SWR: "God damn you need to settle the fuck down..."
Some1: "But I have so many things to do, so many things to care about... life is tough man..."
SWR: "Just try not to waste it, try to enjoy life a bit."
Some1: "I don't have time bla bla bla money bla bla bla working bla bla bla... I have so much pressure ..."
SWR: "SoWhatRelax"

"So What Relax... before it's too late"

"Relaxed Under Pressure"
-SWR-

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brazilian brunch

A variation of the Portugese Breakfast. With a willing particpant who is wearing a thong, fill their ass cavity with 2 eggs, Papaya, cold cuts, yogurt, and butter, then heat them up with warm coffee poured in via a funnel. This creates the "skillet". Scoop out with a french tickler, a spoon or, if the meat was ground, a large straw. Serves 2.

Jerome loves himself some Brazilian Brunch. Has to pay the hookers extra though.

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