Hocomania

An early retirement plan that features quitting a high-paying job before you've saved enough money to be financially-independent only to accept sub-minimum wage work to make ends meet and feed your family.

He's still working, but the hocomania has him thinking he's retired.

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syke

Basicly street slang for pretending, used in place of "playin" or "jokin"

yo momma just fell down the stoop... SYKE !

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comfort hoodie

A hoodie to wear when you’re not doing well mentally

You’re wearing your comfort hoodie a lot lately, do you need someone to talk?

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Bloof

bloof: \blüf\ n - An extemporaneous missive posted on the internet, composed by an inebriated author.

After reading Datter's latest bloof, I'm getting worried about his liver!

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