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Short form for "Organized Crime". Can be used as a noun, pronoun, or verb.
Tony- Indictments? What the fuck are you talking about?
Christopher- Fuck. They're gonna want my ass.
Jimmy Altieri- Why?
Christopher- What do you mean, why? I'm O.C.
Jimmy- When'd you get your fucking wings?
This is what Indian immigrants to North America call the Super Bowl, usually in a fit of rage because it interrupts their preferred Sunday evening programming.
Sanjay: "Hey everyone, let's come to my house tonight and watch another exciting eight hour raga by Ravi Shankar!"
Shibeeb: "You're out of luck, all they have on TV tonight is that damn Super Ball."
Sanjay: "That's total ballshit!"
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What a Filipina housekeeper calls a drain plug, table feet, or anything that is made of rubber which is meant to prevent sliding or leakage.
Joe: "Hi Joleen can you please ensure the sink is cleaned properly."
Joleen: "Sorry sirrrrr, I cannot sirrr, there is no stoppener."
What a Filipina housekeeper calls a drain plug, table feet, or anything that is made of rubber which is meant to prevent sliding or leakage.
Joe: "Hi Joleen can you please ensure the sink is cleaned properly."
Joleen: "Sorry sirrrrr, I cannot sirrr, there is no stoppener."
A comical way of saying fuck off, usually non threatening and does not offend foreigners.
Clinton: Hey Obama, you're such a dumbass.
Obama: Fucksoff
Clinton: LOL
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The exact definition for the act of taking straight shots of single malt scotch. This does not have to be at a wedding, however it will ultimately result in a similar experience for the drinker and any other humans or fixed objects within their vicinity.
José: "Hey Pablo, why did Jimmy get arrested over the weekend?"
Jimmy: "Well he bellyflopped into a wedding cake, was grinding up on the bride and beat up the DJ."
José: "Must have been all that Wedding Fight Fuel he was doing during the ceremony in the morning."
When a person has an absolute batshit crazy reaction to a totally reasonable request for responsibility or disdain and disgust towards a reminder.
Lucia de la Sucia Sanchez: "Morning Sir Noel, did you sleep well?"
Sir Noel: "Hey, morning. Yeah it was alright, still a bit groggy... Oh by the way, do you mind just shutting the fan off downstairs before you head to sleep? Just trying to keep the electric bill down as much as possible, plus it's noisy and I'm a light sleeper."
Lucia de la Sucia Sanchez: "What? Seriously? FINE! I'll never run the fucking fan ever fucking again! You know what? This is fucking ridiculous you are a fucking spy!!! YOU WORK FOR THE FUCKING CIA and you are SPYING ON ME! YOU'RE IN THE MAFIA!!! Why am I bleeding you DRY? I WILL GO RIGHT NOW TO THE ATM AND GIVE YOU MY LIFE SAVINGS! That's all you want!!!! ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS MONEY!!! I will never even dream about using the fan again! I'm calling my sister right now to pick me up! Fuck you and your fucking fan! All you ever care about is FANS!!!! ONLY FANS!!!!"
Sir Noel: "Take it easy eh, what's with this Brazilian attitude at 6am?"
Lucia de la Sucia Sanchez: "Don't 6am me!!! It's fucking 5:58am! You think I am stupid now? I don't know how to read clocks???? My family invented clocks!!!"