flatness

n. the degree to which a woman's breasts are flat.

All Isabella ever talks about is her flatness and how her boobs are nonexistent.

Isabella

A beautiful girl with a beautiful smile. Has a great sense of humor and loves memes, and laughs at almost everything. Often goes on about how ugly she is despite being stunningly beautiful. Also brings up her flatness on a daily basis and compares herself to a table. Her sneeze is adorable.

I'm totally gay for Isabella but she's straight

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