crackerite

The main chemical that makes up Saturn's rings. Is a weak alkali and is at it's lowest reactivity when paired with cheesonium.

"holy shit! this thing's made out of crackerite!"

copeium

a gaseous substance made up of a combination of the following:
10% pure weed
67% copebalt (co)
3% methamphetamines
20% mixture of gunpowder, metals and cheeseonium

copeium allows a patient to take a breath using a mask and a canister, restoring their coping muscles and removing the rage

"HE'S SEETHING!"
"get me a canister of copeium STAT!!!"

Breakfast Bacon Almighty

Usually a nickname for a large breakfast containing bacon. Often found in 90% of American homes and 100% of homes on the Cook Islands.

"hey, what the fuck are you eating?"
"it's a breakfast bacon almighty, that's what!"

copebalt

the synthetically prepared element found in copeium. highly radioactive (refer to copebalt-60) in some cases.

"dude... what if we coloured this in... but with copebalt..."
"i dont know if it's this weed... but that sounds awesome..."