typo-dong

The act of misspelling words shaved into a man's pubic hair.

Roger got his pubes shaved so that they say "suck hear." He totally launched a typo-dong.

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boreductivity

A state in which one accomplishes a large number of important everyday tasks out of sheer boredom.

There's nothing going on tonight, but I managed to do my laundry, clean my bathroom, and take out the recycling. My boreductivity is through the roof!

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small-town syndrome

A condition in which small towns suffer from a lack of offerings in a number of important lifestyle categories (i.e.; stuff to do, availability of the opposite sex, etc.) and a general malaise of boredom and monotony.

God, this town is so boring! There's nothing to do--it's the worst case of small-town syndrome I've ever seen!

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