Minnesota

The worst place to visit and/or live due to all of the following:
1.) Large Mosquitoes EVERYWHERE
2.) Clouds conquer the sky
3.) So flat you can watch your dog run away for 3 days!
4.) So cold, suicide is an option for everyone
5.) Attractive women are more rare than winning the lottery
6.) All their sports teams SUCK
7.) People there think Camouflage is a fashion
8.) There actually is a word called UFTA they commonly use. (there is 8 different ways to spell that dumb word)
9.) There are only 2 seasons in a year not 3...Cold as F$%# and road construction
10) Minnesotans believe 10 degrees is a good day during winter

The few reasons to visit MN
1.) MOA (Mall of America)
2.) Nice people
3.) enjoy the wacky accents

Adj: To describe something very unpleasant

(Guy 1) I want to go to Minnesota.
(Guy 2) And why do you hate your life?

Adj: (Guy 1) My girlfriend just dumped me

(Guy 2) She was a minnesota anyway, you can do 100X better!

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