pho

impossible for a white person to pronounce;
commonly pronounced as:
"foe"
or
"phoe"

3 bowls will cure the common cold, flu and many other ailments.
Vegetarian pho is not pho.
It is how the Vietnamese kick'd America's azz in the war. Pho power.

CUT TO: INT. VIETNAMESE RESTAURANT - DAY/LUNCH

White Guy
(to waiter)
I'd like a large bowl of foe.

Asian Date
It's pronounced Pho`

White Guy
Poe...Phoe....Phhhhha-aww?

Smirking at his own cleverness and ridicule of the Vietnamese language.

Asian Date
(with her lips puckered and jaw narrowed)
Pho`, nevermind, I still love you.

Waiter (O.S.)
Even though you massacre my language, culture and your
ancestors killed 2 million of my people.

White guy fumbling with chopsticks while his asian date uses a fork to make him feel more comfortable.

FADE OUT.

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raise

get up and go
get outta here
bounce

Time to raise. We gotta raise on outta here.

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pickle juice

semen
ejaculate
man juice
cum

She made me lose my pickle juice.

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email

"E"nables you to send something to someone, at sometime, for some reason and somehow it magically gets somewhere.

I (and you) can potentially email everyone or anyone in the world.

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