umpossible

same as impossible but used by "Ralph Wiggum" from The Simpsons.

"That's umpossible"

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helmet storm

A condition that pilots of complex technical aircrafts such as the Apache helicopter experience due to the sensory overload from the multiple systems they have to interface with in addition to the outside environment.

During that dogfight, I was trying to engage my target and communicate with my wingman and started to experience helmet storm.

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Scale of Fuckery

Used to rank situations that are varying degrees of messed up. In order from highest to lowest:
1. Criminally negligent
2. Fucking FUBAR
3. Cluster fuck
4. Train wreck
5. Goat rodeo
6. Shit show

I walked into the server room and one of the SAN members was sitting on a card table. How did it rank on the scale of fuckery? It was a goat rodeo.

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