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When you get down with your girl and squeeze the juice from apples onto her body to lick it off, but some goes into her pussy and tays there for days at a time and is finally released through urination. The juice in the pussy can result in a positive pregnancy test.
Shauna: Craig!!!
Craig: What's wrong Shauna?
Shauna: Remember last night?
Craig: Yea...
Shauna: I got checked and they think I'm pregnant!
Craig: Oh, it's probably just vaginal apple cider.
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A guy who pulls out the toilet in your house while your not home and puts in a fake toilet so that he can fit inside it. Later when you go to tke a shit, he rapes you anally and ragingly.
Husband: WHO THE FUCK IS INSIDE MY GOD DAMN TOILET?!
Wife: Oh, that's just a raging ass raper in the shitter.
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