Server Jockey

It professional whose unending task is to squeeze every once of performance out of aging servers with little or no budget from the bean counters.

"Welcome to the company. As the resident server jockey, you'll be responsible for overseeing the successful rollout of Windows 2008 onto these Pentium II's for our 300 employee branch in Chicago. Any questions...good."

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ricecake

1) Asian vagina, especially for very cute/attractive petite asian women.

Note: NOT derogatory, actually a term of attractiveness.

2)'eating ricecake' - performing oral sex on an asian

Joe, spotting two women, one of them asian, 'Hey Mike, check out those two'
Mike, singling out the Asian, 'I'll take the ricecake.'

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