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When a man takes a viagra. When the penis gets hard insert a golf tee into his urethra lays down and puts a golf ball on the tee and has everyone take a wack at it.
I would to goto your little daughters birthday party, but me and the guys were up late teeing off lastnight
It's when one or both tits fall out of the bra or shirt.
Lastnight my grandmother fell in the floor and flopped a hoagin.
Not wiping yourself after taking a shit and giving someone a teabag
He broke into my house as I was taking a shit so I tackled and streaking teabagged him
When you sit to take a shit, but your balls hit the water
I got cought cleaning my balls at the sink after a splash down