Tom Swifty

When a girl spits on her hands and smack's the guys dick until it's red.

girl - "don't talk to me like that or i'll give you a tom swifty!

boy - "omg her tom swifty's definitely turn me on"

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TACO

Totally
Absolutely
Completely
Obnoxious

"dude, this weekend we are going TACO!"

"heck yea man, what other way is there?"

"I wanna go ham this weekend!"
"no dude, we only go TACO in this house"

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