Ondoy

A motherfucking typhoon that destroys and ruins everything and everyone.

Poured down the rain equivalent of a month, in SIX FUCKING HOURS.

Made floods as shitass high as your house, and left everyone standing on their roof, while waiting hopelessly for rescuers to 'save' them.

Guy 1: Did you go swimming today?
Guy 2: YES. I SWAM IN A 6 FOOT POOL CALLED FLOOD. FUCKING ONDOY.

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Pepeng

THE FUCKING TYPHOON PREDICTED TO KILL US ALL. No, just kidding.

Should be called the epic sequel to Ondoy.

Is at around 205km/h, and should get stronger.

It's a supertyphoon, and supertyphoons can lift houses off of the ground.

We're all dead. Period.

*closes eyes and whispers* I suggest you take cover, unless you want your life to go

*shouts* BOOOOOOM.

That is all. *leaves*

(Oh, this SO goes well with my Ondoy definition. XD --tadaa_ishness)

Guy 1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *runs around in circles*
Guy 2: What the fucking hell is wrong with you?
Guy 1: Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe...
Guy 2: PE WHAT?
Guy 1: Pe, Pe, Pe, OH WE'RE ALL DEAD!
Guy 2: WHAT?
Guy 1: Pepeng. It's a Category 5(strongest) typhoon.
Guy 2: OH FGLMCGRUHSVMUHES! AAAAAAAAAH
Guy 1 and Guy 2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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