Wantagh

Wantagh is a great town known for being the “Gateway to Jones Beach.” It’s filled with a mix of spoiled, snobby, chill, and sporty kids whose parents pay outrageous property taxes.

Real estate wise, the Wantagh Woods section is most desirable and has a exceptionally wealthy class of people moving in. Older homes are being flipped weekly and sold for over a million each. I Most parents are lawyers and very involved in their child’s Lacrosse or soccer careers. There is no privacy among Wantagh Woods residents and everyone knows eachothers business. The Moms are usually MILFs and attend yoga before their kids PTA meetings where all the gossip goes down. It’s hard not to find someone who hasn’t played lacrosse and who doesn’t hate Garden City. The kids are down to smoke at any point of the day and usually go to a spot in the preserve called Coors if the cops aren’t around. Basically to sum it up, Wantagh Woods kids are sporty, Catholic and the more wealthy students end up attending Chaminade, SHA or Kellenberg Memorial for High school.

Forest Lake kids are interesting, and not really known for anything but you must go there to get to Coors.

The Mandalay section is filled with Jewish American Princesses and spoiled kids who live on the water. They’re generally chill but the section is very small so there are not too many.

In the end, Wantagh is a great place to grow up and most people have each others backs no matter what goes down.

Wantagh kid: “I live in Wantagh”

Everyone: “Montauk? wow that’s really far”

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