YKK

The ambiguous entity, that no one in the world has heard of, yet this entity supplies the world with the wonderful, sometimes pain inducing, invention only known as, zippers.

2. What's engraved on your jeans zipper right know.

Guy 1: Hmm...I never noticed this, but my zipper says YKK on it..

Guy 2: ...And? Who gives a fuck....and who the fuck is YKK?

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come correct

To come out rightly. To speak or approach someone with respect, and not with undeniable ignorance. To do something the right way the first time to avoid being bitched by another.

1. That bitch better come correct next time if she wanna hang out with me!

2. I would advise you to come correct before you start throwing out facts that are really false.

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arthropod

Any of the set of animals that belong to the insect family.

They put flames on my beetle when they pimped my arthropod.

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lobstersoap

kickass website based in irving texas with awesome videos of kids doing stupid shit

"Dude lets go to lobstersoap.com to watch Charles do something stupid"

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pre game brain

pregame brain is oral sex a guy recieves from a slut or friend with benifits before he gets his crazy night on and poppin.

Whoa girl, you gonna hook me up with some pregame brain?

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pussify

1. To proverbially pimp slap a man so bad and knock his punk ass down the ladder of respect that he can no longer be considered a man, but rather, a pussy.
2. The process and/or method, act of turning a guy, character, situation, etc. into nothing more than a pansied wordpussy/word.

1. Jack pussified himself when he told his boys he was scared to talk to a girl.

2. Kevin was pussified by his classmates when he told the gym teacher he didn't want to run, because it would mess up his hair.

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crimp

Hair style, usually brought about by a crimping iron, or carefully placed curling iron presses, which results in hair gaining a wavy like, zig-zag design.

Girl 1: What am I gonna do with my hair?...it's all flat an' shit..
Girl 2: Giiiirl...why don't you curl it?
Girl 1: Nah, nigga..that's old...I know I'll crimp it!

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