Mel Gibson

A drink served in restaurants containing root beer and grenadine (the "cherry" flavor in a cherry coke).

"Can I have a Root Beer and can you add grenadine in it as if it were a cherry coke?"

"Oh so ... you want a Mel Gibson?"

"Oh. Yeah."

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coital handjob

A coital handjob is where the female sits on the base of the male's penis and dry humps it for sexual stimulation, while giving the said penis a handjob. Thus providing both partners with sexual pleasure without actual intercourse.

So last night I got a coital handjob. I got all the humping and moaning without the kid scare.

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