jake

a white kid whos mom started fucking with a black guy named tyrese after her second marriage failed , he hears his mom getting pounded every night , he plays basketball, has one black friend , lives in the suburbs , and hates his mom

jerome: aye jake whos that black guy in the benz that picks you up from school ?

jake: thats my moms boyfriend his name is tyrese

jerome: oh thats what shes into ..... i knew it too !

jake: what do you mean ?

jerome: mann shut yo ass up and just hand her my number for me , or matter fact just give me her number real quick

real nigga syndrome

real nigga syndrome is what only real niggas have

its when you just a real nigga....... you take niggas bitches , dont fuck wit snitches , and stack up them digits , and yell out "free my nigga koo koo out the pen !"

keisha: deeaaammnnn look at tyrese girl

yolanda:yeahh i knoww aint he cute , too bad he got some type of syndrome

keisha: nahh girrl he just got real nigga syndrome

yolanda: oh in the name of jesus thank god, ima go have his babys real quick

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