Bi-Winning

Charlie Sheen's response to being called Bipolar.

Bi-Winning may be characterized by the use of the drug "Charlie Sheen," which can make your face melt off.

Bi-Winning can also be:

1. Starring in a not-so-funny television show, where the character is a diluted version of oneself (alcoholism, hedonism, and egotism included).

2. Engaging in debauchery and vandalism in a hotel room, with less than reputable characters, a few rooms from where one's kids are sleeping.

3. Denying anything is wrong with oneself even when the general public is disgusted with one's behavior, probably because of ego-induced desire for the limelight.

Nicolas Cage:
I just starred in this new movie. I played Justin Bieber's backup singer while combating evil flying toilet seats from outer space. Also, my character is trying but failing to overcome his addiction to awful sitcoms and cheese puffs.

Charlie Sheen:
That's some serious Bi-Winning!

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