Side-Dick

Like a side-boob, however for a dick

"Damn, Johnny was sportin' the Side-Dick yesterday"

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Hand Hug 5

When you have no idea if someone wants to give you a hand shake, hug you, or give you a high 5. Usually ends extremely awkwardly.

Aww shit, I just had a Hand Hug 5 moment

Curiostitty

When you're curious whether someone's boobs are real or fake

"I went full curiostitty when I met Jennifer, did you see those jugs?"
"Curiostitty killed the cat when it decided to touch them for proof"

Person 1: Hey! My name is Jen!
Person 2: *curiostitty mode activated*