Decembering

v, from olde english, to give a cold shoulder, to blow off, to disregard, to isolate, bonus points for doing it in the month of December

Prevent silence and say you're my everything too.
Until then, I'm decembering you.

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stashed ensign

After receiving your commission as an officer in the Navy or Coast Guard, you must be stoked. But sometimes, there's no room or money to train you and you get stashed doing odd jobs. Sometimes you can get stashed places you would like and then suddenly it's awesome.

>Hey man congratulations on the Navy! Do they have you flying yet?

<No, I'm a stashed ensign.

>So essentially you're worthless, and overpaid to do nothing?

<Fail. Oh but we had time to start a band, check purevolume for the stashed ensigns

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WAWG

We all we got! Navy Women's Lacrosse battle cry

Joey: WTF is your license plate WAWG?

Keri: It's pronounced WAG, douche. We all we got!

*strikes with lacrosse stick*

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