Dilf

Same as Milf (Mom I'd Like to Fuck) but for a hot dad (Dad I'd Like to Fuck)

Girl, check out that Dilf by the swing set!

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jessica simpson

Jessica Simpson...ROCKS i luv her...and has the best voice out of all the so called pop stars(cough cough hilary duff) out there...her and Christina A.!!!! rock on chickie!!! we luv ya!!!

Tamara(me) he momma and daddy guess whats comin on tonight!?!?!? NEWLYWEDS!!!
Mom: oh no..ur not wacthin that downstairs u have to go to your room 4 that...that dizy girl
Dad: o0o0 (in a very mean way) o jessica..jessica
Me: its funneh i luv that show!!!

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vulcan

A tiny in town in Alberta, Canada. After 'Star Trek' became popular the town capitalized on the name coincidence. There's a ton of Star Trek stuff in this town - murals, a huge starship, a space station that doubles as the town visitor center.

Dude! I just went to Vulcan! They've got great burgers there.

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late night

time after curfew when two people sneak out to hook up; attractive because
a. late nighters are generally too awkward to hook up under normal circumstances
b. usually kept secret, if either party is embarrased by the other
c. little talk- lots of action
d. similar to a midnight snack

Guy1: Did I see your SUV parked outside of Mary's house around 2 am on sat?
Guy2: What are you talking about? I'm hooking up with Sara.
Guy1: Then why were the windows fogged up and Mary moaning in shotgun?
Guy2: Why were you driving by at 2am anyway?
Guy1: I was late-nighting with Sara, tool.

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fun lite

1)Someone really nice who you want to like, but can't because everything about them is boring.

2)An activity or event that sounds fun, but turns out to be boring once you arrive.

3)Just like there's regular beer and lite beer, there's fun and there's fun lite.

1)Dude:"Hey, want to go hang out with Teri and Cheri?"
Chick:"No way, they are so fun lite."

2)Dude:"Want to go play mini-golf?"
Chick:"Nah, that's fun lite."

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javin

Cool, sweet, crazy, crunk, anything that is way out there and off the handle, out of this world

Dude, check out that girl she is so javin.

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mead

Some good pussy.

She got that mead!

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