Dandelion

An annoying bright yellow flower that is the enemy of all gardeners and yard owners. They seem relatively harmless and pretty at first but once they grow up, your yard ends up being puffball heaven. Or not.

Cindy: "Aren't those dandelions beautiful?"
Daniel: "OH NO DON'T YOU DARE DO NOT BLOW THEM PUT THAT DOWN RIGHT NOW"
Cindy: "But I love dandelions..."

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Cinnamon

The sometimes spicy and powdery stuff you put into sugarless food so it doesn't taste like cardboard. It's technically not sugar, so why not?

Aaron: "This sugarless pie is AMAZING."
Cindy: "That's because I added some cinnamon and a little pinch of love."
Aaron: "Awww that's sweet!"

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TV

Something you use to watch your favorite shows on. Often used to watch Netflix as well. Many eat popcorn while using this.

Kevin: "What should we watch on TV today, Tiffany?"
Tiffany: "How about a romance to celebrate our relationship?"
Kevin: "Sure!"

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Lucy

Someone who is super amazing, sweet, and really funny. She hates school and would rather be eating food all day. She sometimes has her bad days, but they're very rare.

Not to be confused with Loser.

"I'm hungry so I'm just gonna ditch school today."
"LMAO don't be a Lucy!"

"UHHHHH. I. HATE. MATH. CLASS."
"Woah chillax , you're such a Lucy!"

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