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Tania

Someone who needs a broomstick stuck right up their ass because they are such a penis

ow tania that’s a broomstick up my ass

by taniaisabroomsticm July 10, 2019

8👍 8👎


Lois

a manly potato who likes to eat vegetables like oreos 😎

LOIS WHY ARE YOU EATING THEM UP AGAIN

by taniaisabroomsticm August 7, 2019

4👍 3👎


Thanos Rave

Thanos is our saviour. And we shall dance to our shreksy ass thanos rave.

Purple: It’s time for thanos rave!
Me and people: FUCKING THANOS RAVE

by taniaisabroomsticm July 17, 2019


Wager

Someone who dates every boy she sees and then gives them ze french kiss on their belly and whatever .... ngl it’s kinda creepy. Don’t be a wager, they date any boy at any time. Way more than just a 2-timer. She is definitely NOT frigid, we can all agree to that. Let’s just say she’s a crackhead who dates ANYONE.

someone: wager why the DuCk are you going out with that UgLy boi?

wager: because i can and i want to.
Someone: But your already dating 3 other bois at the same time!!!
Wager: ikr lol they don’t even know about it ;)
Someone: what the DuCk

by taniaisabroomsticm July 17, 2019

2👍 10👎


Summer

The most beautiful person you will ever meet and you need someone like her in your life. If you ever lose her than bad luck. Your life is now a misery because you failed to keep one of the best faithful people ever, out of your life. Your a dumbass if you just lost being friends with a summer. She is a good luck charm to you and will always be cherished somewhere in their heart.

Summer is someone that you will never be able to kick her out of your life. Keep her close or you will fuck up everything.

by taniaisabroomsticm July 17, 2019

29👍 5👎