coffume

Overpowering perfume smelling coffee due to the transferance of cheap perfume onto your styrofoam coffee cup.

After going through drive through....
Driver, "Shit.."
Pass, "What?"
D, "This coffee smells like coffume because that skank put on too much cheap perfume this morning.."
P, "Not many dudes work in these places."

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meldowned

When every inappropriate, bigoted, mysoginistic comment, rant, or rage one makes is mysteriously taped (typically by an audio device) and shared through every possible media outlet.

Guy One - "Did you ______ (fill in the blank with one of the following: read the news, see Wikipedia, read the blog, hear the radio.....) about what Mel Gibson said to his girlfriend?"
Guy Two - " Can't miss it but I was thinking, Jessie Jackson wasn't meldowned like this when he made that hymie town comment."